USFBS - View Image


	User not logged in - Sign In - Register

the "snapple incident"

Click here to copy the code below.
[img]/UserData/Iverson/Images/20050708081506.jpg[/img]

Report this photo

Description

OK. So here's the story: we're in New York so we decide to eat. Of course Jackie HAS to get a hot dog from one of the vendors on the side of the road. I was absolutely disgusted with that idea so I went to Bubba Gump's and had lunch. Meanwhile, Jackie gets a hot dog and a snapple from vendor guy. Jackie eats her hot dog and then takes a sip from her snapple. All of the sudden she's coughing and can't breath and turning really pale. Well of the four of them with Jackie, no one knew what to do. Then some random person ran to get a cop. The cop is like is everything okay. We just look at the dumbass. Yea don't worry our friend's just dying everything is alright. Stupid... Anyway, the cop calls the ambulence and the paramedics take her to the hospital. The picture is Brittany(the one smiling). She went to the hospital with Jackie (the one in the background with her back turned)(She was pretty pissed that we took a picture) So anyway, to finish the story, when the paramedics inspected the snapple bottle they discovered a piece of glass was missing from the mouth of the bottle. So, our friend Jackie had swallowed glass and cut her throat. She's okay now. We just make fun of her a lot.

Comments

Ratman 0 Photos	sue snapple 7/8/2005 4:53:50 PM
Dan3223 28 Photos	Snapple could just pin it on the vendor for mishandling the product. So what did they do at the hospital? Did they get the glass out or just let it go through her system? 7/8/2005 4:57:44 PM
Iccee 11 Photos	holy crap, thats a caption there lady... i didnt read it, it was too long haha 7/8/2005 5:17:03 PM
laurusf20 7 Photos	damn that sucks! 7/8/2005 5:28:01 PM
PickledFish 185 Photos	Greys Papaya! the best hot dogs! 7/8/2005 6:10:44 PM
fishinogre 30 Photos	the end 7/8/2005 6:26:10 PM
fishinogre 30 Photos	hey at least it was really long and pointless wait there was a point 7/8/2005 6:55:59 PM
Iverson 77 Photos	So if it was stupid, why did you read it? At the hospital they did nothing because the doctor said the piece of glass wasn't big enough to worry about. 7/8/2005 10:36:22 PM
Iccee 11 Photos	^ it's best not to try and figure out anything he says...or you will get a bunch of comments saying "poopshot" lol 7/8/2005 11:36:11 PM
jessecurry 293 Photos	^^ So basically your friend coughed a little bit, had trouble swallowing and was then ok. She went to the hospital to be told that there was nothing to do. And she doesn't bother to look at things before placing them in her mouth. 7/8/2005 11:41:35 PM
Iverson 77 Photos	Well it wasn't like there was a HUGE chunk of glass missing. It was like a slither. She was okay by the next week. They didn't do anything because, well, it's not like you can put a band aid inside your throat. [Edited by Iverson on 7/8/2005 7:06:49 PM. Reason for edit: add] 7/9/2005 12:06:03 AM
Timbo238 75 Photos	i didnt think the story was that bad.........glad to hear shes ok was it an FDNY Paramedic unit or was it from one of the hospitals? 7/21/2005 6:19:13 PM
Iverson 77 Photos	SaNToRoGT - I'm sorry to have disappointed you. My next story will be better. I promise. Matt - It was a FDNY paramedic 7/21/2005 9:16:09 PM

This site is not affiliated with the University of South Florida. USFBullshit.com is not responsible or liable for any information or files posted on this web forum. Please remember you are responsible for the content of your message. Information posted on this site does not represent the views of the University of South Florida. All logos and trademarks in this site are property of USFBullshit.com or their originator and may not be used elsewhere without explicit written permission from