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jessecurry
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not worth the wait... not at all

7/3/2008 12:21:12 AM

SxEusfAnGeL
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ur an ass

7/3/2008 12:39:34 AM

Kf4zra
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ur dad seems like a nice guy, you should have him quit smoking though.

7/3/2008 12:58:58 AM

detraeHnekorB
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^ ahahahhahahaha my thoughts exactly

7/3/2008 2:14:25 AM

SxEusfAnGeL
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^^ My dad? Wow...you think your the first person to be that "clever"? Come up with something better...

[Edited by SxEusfAnGeL on 7/3/2008 4:02:45 AM. Reason for edit: .]

7/3/2008 4:00:55 AM

TrackStar
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thats NOT your dad?

7/3/2008 5:12:40 AM

OmNiSciEnT12b
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Just curious. How did you meet him?

7/3/2008 5:35:00 AM

hope_EXPLOSION
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Just curious. How old is he?

7/3/2008 5:56:56 AM

jessecurry
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is this the one that "banged you until you couldn't walk" in some field in Stuart, FL? Or some other guy? Does he play with fish or something?

7/3/2008 7:21:29 AM

Lucky_Starz211
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Somehow he looks familiar?

7/3/2008 7:31:50 AM

WrxerRacer
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and i thought i was bad for hookin up with some 18 year old freshies, geez this is bad. He does look like your dad. maybe shavin his scruffy old man facial hair and gettin some just for men haircolor should help out.

7/3/2008 10:59:13 AM

volcomdiablo
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You're dating Mr. Scottly?

7/3/2008 2:37:53 PM

browneyes
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You have perfect teeth. I'm glad he's the one with the cigarette in his hand. There is nothing wrong with this picture.

7/4/2008 6:37:15 AM

Kf4zra
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im one of the older guys on here at 30, but even i dont have bags under my eyes.
im guessin he is 44 yo, meaning he could be your dad.

i wasnt trying to insult, i really thought he was your dad. your noses have a similar shape.

7/4/2008 4:23:13 PM

TrackStar
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yea, he definitly looks like he could be your dad.

7/4/2008 5:11:58 PM

SxEusfAnGeL
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"Where did you meet him?"
-I met him in Ft Lauderdale when I went home after freshman year. He owned the reptile store I went to.

"How old is he?"
-Does it matter? He loves me and I love him. He is more physically fit and active than any guy my age.

"is this the one that "banged you until you couldn't walk" in some field in Stuart, FL? Or some other guy? Does he play with fish or something? "
-no clue what you're talking about

"Somehow he looks familiar? "
-Do you ever go to the reptile shows in Tampa? We have a business called Martins World Exotics that we started together and we do reptile expos all over FL. He has also been on campus with me a few times.

"and i thought i was bad for hookin up with some 18 year old freshies, geez this is bad. He does look like your dad. maybe shavin his scruffy old man facial hair and gettin some just for men haircolor should help out. "
-You had sex? With a girl? A human girl? I find that VERY hard to believe. And just so you know, he doesn't have a grey hair on his head...there's some grey in his beard but who gives a shit? Because I certainly don't. I dated a guy who every girl wanted to screw...baseball player, 6-pack, chiseled face, green eyes, black hair....and you know what? He was the biggest dick in the world. Treated me like shit. My current bf, I think he's gorgeous and he treats me the way a lady should be treated. You shouldn't talk about how other people look considering u look like a fat dike...seriously.

"You're dating Mr. Scottly?"
-This made me laugh uncontrollably.

"You have perfect teeth. I'm glad he's the one with the cigarette in his hand. There is nothing wrong with this picture."
-Thank you! At least someone gets it...

For those of you that thought he was my dad...I believe there are pics in my photo gallery of my dad....who is 60.



[Edited by SxEusfAnGeL on 7/5/2008 3:43:13 AM. Reason for edit: .]

7/5/2008 3:37:18 AM

OmNiSciEnT12b
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If you are happy, that is all that counts.

7/5/2008 4:52:02 AM

TrackStar
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"Does it matter? He loves me and I love him. He is more physically fit and active than any guy my age. "
So what your trying to say is that hes in his 40's?

Also, nice burn on wrxracer... hehe, fat dyke.

7/5/2008 5:00:17 AM

Incognito
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Lol, I'm all for happiness & common interests. Congrats!

7/5/2008 5:07:56 AM

HairyBearChaos
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god so many people here are such dicks.



lol i first wrote 'ducks.'


getcha swerve on, girl

7/5/2008 6:06:29 AM

detraeHnekorB
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lol @ fake edit

7/5/2008 6:11:50 AM

Kf4zra
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since he is 47, are we really that far off in thinking that someone of that age could have a daughter of around 25?

you cant fault us for that

7/5/2008 6:20:10 AM

TrackStar
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Also, you say he is more physical fit than any guy your age... thats bulshit, hes fucking smoking in the picture. FAIL.

7/5/2008 8:41:30 AM

detraeHnekorB
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^ this is true.

7/5/2008 4:08:43 PM

jessecurry
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quote :

"is this the one that "banged you until you couldn't walk" in some field in Stuart, FL? Or some other guy? Does he play with fish or something? "
-no clue what you're talking about



you posted something about lots of sex under the stars a while back.

7/5/2008 4:17:30 PM

SxEusfAnGeL
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Ok...for those who don't believe he's more physically fit. Challenge: come out to our turtle/tortoise farm and work out in the sun from 7 am - 7 pm. What does a typical day entail you ask? It starts with digging for eggs in more than 20 different turtle/tortoise enclosures by hand, no shovels involved. Then feeding out produce. This involves 20 boxes of every type of fruit and vegetable imaginable. Each pen needs a different variety, all cut up and distributed by hand. Then comes changing waters and scrubbing tanks and ponds. A couple times a week we build a new enclosure or 2, so add in some major construction (slamming fence posts into the ground with a sledgehammer, pouring concrete, roofing, running electric, chopping down trees and trimming limbs)All this either in full sun all day or pouring rain with thunder and lightning. Right around dark, you can have dinner and a shower and then spend 1-2 hours checking incubators and prepping the eggs you dug earlier for incubation. The eggs that have hatched then have babies that need to be cleaned and set up individually. When this is done, spend 2-3 hours online answering customers and preparing for next days shipping. All this on approximately 5 hours of sleep/7 days a week, hence the bags under his eyes. If you can hang, well we need employees

7/5/2008 4:59:25 PM

Kf4zra
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or the bags could be from the fact he has been on this earth for 47 years.

7/5/2008 5:20:30 PM

usfbullshit56
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7/5/2008 9:17:16 PM

Kf4zra
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^ FTW?

7/5/2008 9:25:31 PM

jessecurry
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quote :

slamming fence posts into the ground with a sledgehammer



lol... who the hell puts fence posts in with a sledge hammer? Post hole diggers have been around for years.

And why are you putting up so much fencing? Do the post keep falling over because they are not more than a few inches into the ground?



PS:

quote :

You had sex? With a girl? A human girl? I find that VERY hard to believe.



7/5/2008 9:27:36 PM

MattyBoy
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L 2 Hire Mexicans IMO...

awesome burn on wrexeracer, roflcopter.

7/5/2008 10:11:12 PM

Incognito
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smoking + 47 years old =! more physically fit than most people around 25 years of age

7/6/2008 4:39:02 PM

volcomdiablo
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Is he really 47?

7/7/2008 3:52:31 PM

detraeHnekorB
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you can be 47 and a smoker and still be able to physically move around for an entire day. But let's have him next to a 25 yr old non-smoker jogging and see who gets more out of breath first.

7/7/2008 8:42:54 PM

SxEusfAnGeL
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^^ Yes he is really 47.

And Jesse, anyone knows if you slam a fencepost in it's gunna be a tighter fit than if you dig a hole for it.

Thanks to the VERY few people who realize age is not a big deal.

7/7/2008 9:09:13 PM

TrackStar
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Only thing I said is age matters along side being a smoker and comparing him to a 25 year old.

7/8/2008 12:11:18 AM

Incognito
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All things being equal, being 47 probably doesn't matter as far as relationships and general physical fitness/ ability to competently work, even in manual labor type professions. However, the point being made here is that there's a reason why there are few if any 47 year old Olympians. At that age, people are no longer in their athletic prime. Likewise, there are few top smoker athletes because being a smoker is generally inconsistent with optimal/elite fitness, especially when it comes to aerobic capacity.

7/8/2008 12:29:27 AM

jessecurry
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quote :

And Jesse, anyone knows if you slam a fencepost in it's gunna be a tighter fit than if you dig a hole for it.



lol... I think that I just shit myself. You're making far more work for yourself with little to no reward.

7/8/2008 2:24:23 AM

ivejr4
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LOL at this thread. If Samantha is happy, that is all that matters for her.

7/8/2008 3:16:53 AM

MattyBoy
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Work smart, not hard.

And you're right, Age is JUST A NUMBER...that determines when you die.

Rationalization is a powerful tool.

7/9/2008 1:28:45 AM

Aaron1017
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

7/9/2008 4:57:47 AM

shchmue
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this is one of the greatest forum stimuli in a long time, i'm all for it.

7/10/2008 5:54:56 AM

Cire19
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We own? od He owns?

Whatever pays off your college debt I guess

7/14/2008 8:47:43 AM

TrackStar
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So like, do you want kids? In 15 years hes gonna be a senior citizen and your gonna be 32. Gonna want kids?

7/14/2008 4:22:08 PM

shchmue
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quote :

In 15 years [snip] your gonna be 32.


was that a joke or are you exaggerating for dramatic effect?

7/15/2008 6:51:18 AM

SxEusfAnGeL
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^^ You're terrible at math, in 15 years I will be 37 He wants another kid and I am not sure if I still want kids. When I was younger I dreamed of having kids but as I've gotten older I don't know if I want to have any.

7/15/2008 3:36:46 PM

volcomdiablo
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Just remember to take your kid's potential age and add his age to it.

When your kid is 18, (if you had one this year together) he'd be 65. Lame.

7/15/2008 4:19:23 PM

shchmue
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^ my dad's age difference with his father was 2 years more than that.

7/15/2008 5:11:16 PM

TrackStar
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Its a little late unless shes allrdy pregnant to have a kid this year unless its super premature.

(yes, exageration is what I did. or you can think I cant add.)

7/15/2008 5:32:55 PM

snagglerocks
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my boyfriend's dad is like 70 years old, his mom is significantly younger (well, >50). they've been married for yeeeears and he still calls her Sweetheart and Baby and says I love my wife and they still hold hands and almost never fight. very cute.

^^ yeah, my bf has a massive age difference going. my dad is 65 and I'm 22, that kind of shit is getting more and more prevalent anyway.

[Edited by snagglerocks on 7/15/2008 5:38:17 PM. Reason for edit: +^]

7/15/2008 5:37:59 PM

MattyBoy
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I'm sure she knew going into the relationship that there was the distinct possibility of wrinkly balls. But it's good that you guys keep beating a dead horse. Pull a page out of Ron Burgundy's book and stay classy eh?

7/15/2008 8:39:36 PM

HockeyFan
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Does he at least have a 5 year plan?

7/16/2008 2:37:06 AM

shchmue
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^^ aren't balls the one piece of skin that are pretty much always wrinkly since they're so stretched? the wrinkling would of course just be when they're retracted due to cold or sexual arousal.

7/16/2008 4:25:32 AM

volcomdiablo
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quote :

Does he have a 5 year plan?


Yeah, don't die.

7/16/2008 2:46:22 PM




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